work

so they say companies hate their employees blogging about work,
no customers ever complained for being blogged.

encounter 1
me: hey you need a bag for these?
mr.1: nah, ill just put these in my man-purse.

im proud of you for admitting. man it out!

encounter 2
mr.2: wheres your massage oils?
me: right here buddy, for yourself or a gift?
mr 2: for my gf and me
me: ahhhhhhhh hehehe gotcha ;)

get personal.

encounter 3
me: alright.. deborah..
ms. 3: NO, its deh-bou-raaa
me: sure... DEHBOURAAA

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