9/21/2010

work

so they say companies hate their employees blogging about work,
no customers ever complained for being blogged.

encounter 1
me: hey you need a bag for these?
mr.1: nah, ill just put these in my man-purse.

im proud of you for admitting. man it out!

encounter 2
mr.2: wheres your massage oils?
me: right here buddy, for yourself or a gift?
mr 2: for my gf and me
me: ahhhhhhhh hehehe gotcha ;)

get personal.

encounter 3
me: alright.. deborah..
ms. 3: NO, its deh-bou-raaa
me: sure... DEHBOURAAA

no comment.

9/20/2010

angela and molly

angela: shouldve just give him a push!

molly: why?

angela: each relationship is an experience, whether its bad or good. you can cry it off in two months.

9/19/2010

how to determine the amount of rainfall that is still enjoyable

when the following does not happen within one minute,
1. looking like wet chicken
2. sheer psychological momentum to ruuuuuun
3. shoes start to feel moist
4. dripping drops of rain coming down the sides of your cheek
5. feeling dq blizzard ice cream could actually be warming
6. hearing impaired

ps: under the circumstance that umbrella and hoodies unavailable.

9/17/2010

mating game

so i heard the new thing is to be selective, exclusive, and secretive.

9/14/2010

the vs game

when fork and spoon join forces against chopstick twins.

the fosp team warms up with classic beauty and the beast "be our guest" dance

chopsticks did kickbutt kongfu. win.

i wish i knew, i wish i knew.

9/13/2010

hit

it just suddenly hit me that i really really dig you.
red coat.

then it dawned on me that you really really,
dont care.

forks and spoons.

9/08/2010

situation

zoned out and nappy.

shy and conservative.

magnet and indirect.

sun and rain.

moody and midnight.

confusion and text.

of all these situation, none are as mind boggling as this moment.

as the famous person said,

remember this feeling, its all a process.


damn the process, it hurts.

9/06/2010

i miss summer

walking up 4th ave

groceries with coconut juice, spring roll and viet sub

gravity pope sales and shoes

nimby's burger and yucky fries

free sunglasses on kits beach

maybe a glass of wine

waiting for bus 7 on breezy summer night

wearing dresses and skirts every single day

sunscreen spf100 always in my purse

ice americano, in my guiness cup, with a straw please

see you again in ten months.

9/05/2010

IFs

what if the sky is pink, the trees are purple and the sunset is blue.

what if cars are all the crazy shapes of batmobiles.

what if boys just tell you what is going on instead of pretending there isnt so they can ignore your feelings.

9/04/2010

youre my lobster

pumpkin orange chair

grass carpet

and bubble glass lilies

you're the lobster.